Toilet Sitter

The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.

Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.

If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."

If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)

(Not just for females, but males as well.)

by zinnate November 12, 2011

Trailer Fatigue

Going to see a movie, and having to sit through so many commercials and trailers, you're either too tired-out or have lost all patience and don't feel like watching the goddamn movie anymore.

Phil: "How was the movie?"

Andrew: "I dunno... left before it began and got a refund because I got major trailer fatigue after sitting through 30 minutes of previews and the film still hadn't started yet."

by TeddyStix July 25, 2015

Toilet paper

A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen

Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal

by Suck my lemons March 15, 2020

Nail trail

1. After shagging the unintentional signs of the act that are left behind like used condoms in the bin, clothes discarded around the place.
2. The intentional trail left by someone who wants other people or a boyfriend/girlfriend to find out they'd had sex when the other person wanted it kept quiet.

I drunkenly pulled my flatmates boyfriend and had to rush out to work. I told him to tidy things up and get out of there before she came back but the fucker left a nail trail of a condom in the toilet and one of his socks by my bed.

by Bob_Bobington February 25, 2010

Trucky-Trailer

Term used by certain police officers in a feeble attempt to interrogate their Spanish speaking victims in hopes of siezing some paraphernalia or large amounts of cash during traffic stops

"Tenny mucho mucho diniro en su trucky-trailer?"

by methamphetaQUEEN August 9, 2018

Skibidi toilet syndrome

The "Skibidi toilet syndrome" is caused when an individual watches so many skibidi toilet videos, their brain slowly turns into a rough shape of a toilet and stars mold grows on their brain.

- Dude, did you hear what happened to Jacob?
- Yeah, i heard he was diagnosed with skibidi toilet syndrome.

by fancytophatman September 3, 2023

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010