Brown Torpedo

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.

Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005

Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.

Damn those girls are good at the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

by MrNorwegianTorpedoTossback<3 May 10, 2011

Torpedo

A term used to describe the male genitalia while its erect.

I woke up with the mean Torpedo this morning. I was ready to launch that

by ELOHmoneySTACKz May 22, 2011

Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Torpedo

When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).

Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...

by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010

torpe

Ludicrus, inane, stupid...from the spanish word, "Torpe"

That's so Torpe.

by octavius March 10, 2004

Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014