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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
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Torched

Past tense of torch. To severely roast someone.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Gregory for getting caught with his girlfriend?
Person 2: Yeah dude, mf got torched by his Catholic parents LOL.
by thelegend3x3x3 October 2, 2019
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Torch

Another word for lighter, usually a smoking lighter
Hey bro i need a torch to light this minecraft
by El_Doughnut February 26, 2015
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Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out
Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!
by T town April 5, 2018
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Torch

Here is a better definition then the grosser ones.

Generally is a piece of wood with something burnable on it to produce light in a area for a time. In video games they never burn out.

Is also basically a giant heavy duty flashlight to again, light up a area.

It can also be another name for a flamethrower.
Guy1: "great, we lost power, do you have the torch?"
Guu2: "yeah, it's right here."
by Dam street July 21, 2020
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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asettlene torch

A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.
In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.
by QuacksO January 31, 2022
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