milk toot

1.Smelly Fart
2.SBD-Silent But Deadly
3.Smells of Sour milk and stank

woohoo Jack just let out a smelly milk toot

by Tati February 28, 2005

toot nigger

Awfully queefy black guy i.e. a black guy that farts often.

He farted! Toot nigger! fart queef nigger black ass

by AwesomeGamer423 February 05, 2016

poop toot

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.

Hey Brandi; when you're off that pole, come over so I can use your asshole for a poop toot.

by Marcos2011 October 24, 2014

toot burgler

When You pass wind in a group of friends, and one of your friends claims that wonderfull smell as their own.

I just ripped the perfect toot and andrew felt the need to become a toot burgler.

by Devon+Susan May 07, 2006

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo November 10, 2008

toot it and boot it

to fart and then leave.

Ew, don't just toot it and boot it.

by bitchshreddershredder November 12, 2010

tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 06, 2010