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tongue tango

I definitely know him from somewhere, maybe I tongue tango'ed with him at the bar.
by Nattyice January 26, 2017
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Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.
by dim bulb June 2, 2009
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tongue dumpster

A slutty lesbian who sleeps around with little regard for peoples feelings.
Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.
by Eric Thorsland September 6, 2012
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Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.
Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.
by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010
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tinder tongue

Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!
I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.
by Loveick April 24, 2018
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tongue puppet

A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat
So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?
by Dalby May 8, 2009
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tongue jack

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.
Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?
by larry beavers October 26, 2004
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