after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
Refers to a can that is destined to be recycled in Oregon. Can be taken to a store for 10 cents, put in a purchased plastic green bag and later redeemed for 12 cents, or taken to downtown Portland and traded for a fentanyl pill
A “Good Luck Token” is a nude that a female/opposite gender sends before the date of November First aka The Beginning of No Nut November. This provides you with a good luck charm that you can do it, that you can make it to the end of the month.