Toaster Stroodle

A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.

Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.

by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014

Toaster

Term used to describe a really hot, and sexy guy.

1) That Kyle is such a toaster!
2) That wallabe is cute, but that Tony is a straight toaster!

by Neffyy November 2, 2008

Wooden toaster

Me and nathan

Submit the wooden toaster

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Toaster Oven

A presumably heterosexual woman who is about to have sex with a lesbian for the first time.

Lizzy: I hooked up with Sarah last night.

Veronica: Was she a toaster oven?

Lizzy: Yeah, it was her first time with a girl.

by Lizzy the Lezzie October 4, 2010

hippie toaster

Any of the Volkswagen Type 2 microbuses produced from 1950. So named for the resemblenance to a common toaster appliance.

Did you see that hippie toaster? It was totally covered with free-form "art".

by termer June 4, 2009

porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.

Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.

by frustratedIT December 6, 2013