Toaster Stroodle

A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!
by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020
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Toaster Dick

When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas
by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 03, 2019
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Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014
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Toaster Oven

A presumably heterosexual woman who is about to have sex with a lesbian for the first time.
Lizzy: I hooked up with Sarah last night.

Veronica: Was she a toaster oven?

Lizzy: Yeah, it was her first time with a girl.
by Lizzy the Lezzie October 04, 2010
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trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis
The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.
by PJCS2 December 23, 2009
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porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.
Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.
by frustratedIT December 06, 2013
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