judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025

Double-scroll

The act of scrolling back to something shocking you had previously scrolled past.

“I Double-scrolled when I saw she posted a picture with him!”

by garfmobile1999 September 18, 2023

A cordon would be better if scrolled

A meme on basilmarket

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled!

by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011

Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022

Scroll

The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.

Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.

Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!

by Lendav November 20, 2020

Scroll Happy

When you scroll incredibly fast to the degree you often scroll to the top of the page.

You’re so scroll happy you moved my screen to the top of the page.

Stop doing that with your scroll happy self you aren’t even looking at the videos.

by GreenSoulChara September 11, 2023

Dead C-Scroll

Dead C-Scroll is the next big thing in the rap game...Watch out.

Dead C-Scroll is ready to roll.

by Diego November 13, 2003