salad fingers

A flash animation consisting of several episodes created by David Firth. Famous on the internet for its psychologically disturbing innocence, which is meant to be enjoyed for its weird nature.

"I like rusty spoons."

by Amantis April 5, 2005

Big Salad

Bigger than an ordinary salad. Elaine in Seinfeld would often order it.

George: What's in the BIG salad?

Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs.

by Yester April 26, 2006

hobo salad

a filled trashcan, dumpster, or any other waste receptacle

I saw a hobo picking through a large trashcan, he's gonna enjoy a tasty hobo salad tonight.

by B123456 June 19, 2008

Word Salad

What someone claims you did when they wanted a simple answer to a complex question.

Youtuber during a "rebuttal": "And they didn't actually give a response, all they did was give word salad.

by Timelord999 December 25, 2020

Salad cunt

He thinks he's better then everyone else just because he eats salad. Mostly described for vegans. They also smear vinager all over your fucking phone!!! They're just big cunts

Jacques is a salad cunt

by Isaackedurmom March 30, 2017

finger salad

When a woman has very loose genitalia and her partner, using all of their fingers stimulates her clit, vagina, and anus.

After betting him that he couldn't, Rachel convinced him to give her a finger salad.

by Rachel & Ray August 27, 2006

Douche Salad

Someone who is such a douche they have dropped from "douche" status to the even lower level of "douche salad" status.

Who's that over there?
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.

by brodonttouchmethere July 15, 2010