Israeled

To do everything according to the rules as they have been agreed only to be criticized anyway.

I parked in the designated area but got Israeled by the parking cop

by Menckensghost December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.

“So glad we Israeled our business, now we’re raking in billions.”

by DovBaer May 31, 2024

Israeled

It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.

Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.

by Terries December 26, 2023

Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property

After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"

by Global Dictionary 2030 December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!

I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.

by derw00d January 26, 2024

Israeled

To Be a light unto the nations

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled

by A Yid December 27, 2023

Israeled

When someone develops modern agricultural systems to make arid, neglected land fertile.

Nobody planted watermelon here until we Israeled it and now we have fresh fruit year-round.

by cultivate your mind January 09, 2024