Tupperware Out

A way to express getting out of an awkward situation very quickly.
Origin: Napoleon Dynamite. Scene: Kip tests the durability of the tupperware by running it over with Uncle Rico's van. When it breaks, Kip says "Dang It!" and speeds off from his sale...He tupperwared out.

Dude, I drove to pick her up. Before she could get in the car, I had to tupperware out because she must have packed on 100 lbs. since highschool.

by Vern Sandoval December 30, 2007

sack tapper

one who likes to smack a male's "bean bag"

Dre got me like 12 times yesterday.
yea he is a real sack tapper.

by DynoLigos September 28, 2006

story topper

A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.

Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.

by Failz0rz December 15, 2008

tripper

someone who trips out weather being on drugs or not

the tripper: "wow that dog has four legs"

average guy: "man your a tripper"

by smakka March 2, 2008

topper

the ultimate one-upper. the person who is on top of everyone else regarding anything. and i mean anything.

girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache.

girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand.

girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"

by slott December 8, 2009

table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

high topper

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004