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teledogfucking

Also known as teleworking. A new way touchy feely HR types have developed to allow unproductive workers to pseudo work from home.
Where is Martin? He is teledogfucking today!
by BillyJoJimBob July 20, 2016
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tired old queen

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
by asockworkorange May 27, 2018
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Tired fucker

A person who is extremely lazy & tries to get out of doing almost everything.
Nathan have you finished welding up them trolleys yet !!! You tired fucker !!!
by Boss Mann G June 12, 2018
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[white tailed deer]

young men who are preyed upon by older women.
a cougar, older woman tries to get with a white tailed deer.. cougars hunt white tailed deer.. or a guy hunted by older women
by B-Diddy83 February 18, 2009
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Text Tied

When you, for some odd reason, make a lot of typos. Almost as if you have forgotten how to type.
Bill: hiw aee ypu dping?
Jane: Dude you are so text tied
by HtotheARLIE November 28, 2009
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Computer Tired

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.
I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!
by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018
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unicorn-tailed soft bottom

A unicorn-tailed soft bottom is a person who is a designated bottom in the furry community. This individual will insert a soft-tailed butt plug into their anus and engage in sexual activities, mainly double anal penetration.
p1 - "Hey Gerard! Did you hear about Dillon? He's a UTSB!"
p2 - "That furry faggot? What's a UTSB??"
p1- "He's a unicorn-tailed soft bottom now, he likes to wear butt plugs with fancy tails on them while getting ass fucked by his friends."
by professor plums August 18, 2021
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