A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.
by Jeffrey D C December 30, 2007
by Chodecaptain October 21, 2015
A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat
*walking to class*
Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.
Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.
by Jake aka Dale October 28, 2015
I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.
by cherrisa June 10, 2019
Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
by Shokaboo September 06, 2008
A shot of any whiskey chased by a solid slap to the face. The slap is usually delivered by a trusted friend, and gets less painful the more drunk you get.
"Yo man I'm gonna mack on those skanks over there, but I gotta work up my courage. Do some whiskey slappers with me."
"The party got pretty crazy, there were a bunch of guys doing whiskey slappers in the backyard you could hear throughout the entire house."
"The party got pretty crazy, there were a bunch of guys doing whiskey slappers in the backyard you could hear throughout the entire house."
by Party_Rock August 21, 2012
A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
You're such a Pat slapper
by renidragger October 02, 2010