johnny orlando

Johnny Orlando is the cutest and romanticest guy you will ever know. He is perfect in singing and lots of sports! He loves relationships with girls named Maya so be ready for your dreamboy --> Mayas 😏
He has also a very big dick and is actually so good in a bed❤ He loves kids, will never let a girl alone and always keep his girl safe from others!!!

Girl: I am in a relationship with Johnny Orlando...
Other Girl: No way! Omg he is the cutest guy of the world!
Girl: Year I know, I am so happy

by Johnny_my_boyfriend January 03, 2017

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Classic Orlando

Dumb shit you don't remember saying or doing.

Orlando went to McDonald's drive through at 2 am and ordered 40 chicken mcnuggets that he didn't remember eating. Classic Orlando

by Amp9933 February 09, 2022

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grandma orlando

A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in

Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌

by Enorma P. Ness September 18, 2023

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orlando jones

a black dude who girls think they gotta avoid because of the shit they heard about him. he’s a pretty cool guy and his friends are man thots too.

orlando jones is kinda cute but he a city boy :(

by nwordlover545 July 15, 2019

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Orlando Thing

When one who creates chaos amongst others ends up losing the game in which he created.

I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”

by Karma’s Kuming Soon November 26, 2020

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