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Crunky and Lloyd

Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.

Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.

Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.

Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.
"Dude how do I get this chick to like me?"

"Ask Crunky and Lloyd"
"Noice!"
by Crunky and Lloyd March 7, 2010
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Reece Lloyd

The greatest cabbage in all the land. He's a Turnip on weekends.
by Blastoise444 March 20, 2014
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Lloyd Bridges

Another word for "CUNT"! It comes from the fact that Lloyd Bridges was an actor in the television series way back called "Sea Hunt". So if you call someone a "Lloyd Bridges", it is a sly way of calling them a "CUNT"
I met my niece's boyfriend the other day and I recon he's a "Lloyd Bridges"
by Cleetus McSprugal February 26, 2014
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Erica lloyd

erica is usually found along side the road eating roadkill. when in the car you should watch out for her family they tend to make campfires along the road and eat extremely rotten food or as they call it fast road
person one; Who are those people along the road cooking
person two : oh you just saw erica lloyd
by distinguishedmark December 6, 2019
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lloyd banks

THE realist young kat that come hard all day easy.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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Lloyd Banks

A stupid rapper who looks like a pudge dog who can't rap about anything else other than money and gangs. He isn't original and Ja Rule is much better than him.
Lloyd Banks = crap. Doesn't deserve a label, he's just kissing Eminem's ass.
by Buyzeeo August 2, 2004
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Lloyd Telephone

An inoffensive slang referring to the Filipino people. It is a very good alternative to the other racial slur for Filipinos, the word flip. The word Lloyd Telephone is derived from the Filip habit of naming their kid's Lloyd and calling appliances and items by its full name.

eg. TV is always television, phone is always telephone
Oh look at that Lloyd Telephone janitor cleaning up the school.
by Mista Mo27 September 27, 2005
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