Farnham Heath End School

The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.

Ralph: What school do you go to?

Sarah: Farnham heath End School

Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me

by Toby hallows March 13, 2023

Heath Ledger Alarm Clock

A bad combo of drugs resulting in death

man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock

by KilsOner September 12, 2009

National Shut Up Heath Day

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance

"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

by Borchag November 18, 2021

Mental Heath

A place where wet wipes live
Get your submarines and rats ready it’s time for a ride down mental heath

H & R Skelton- Founded at Cricket Centre

Once upon mental heath
A wet wipe flew
Said hello to pijjy
I fucked ya bird too

by H&R Skelt April 19, 2021

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

Jeffery heath

Has the charm it takes to steal the heart of just about any girl who he talks to, has the ability to control her with his words and shows no emotions. Will cheat, lie say anything to get and keep her attention, he never cares what the outcome of his action as long as he is getting what he wants.

Jeffery heath is on that fuckary fuckboy shit again.

by Socialbutterfly23 May 17, 2023

HEATH

Short form for the word 'Health.' Intended to eventually replace health in school systems in the early 22nd Century when it has picked up in common parlance.

She is in good heath.

by MosesvsJesus April 28, 2023