gear chair

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.

you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.

-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty

-the gear chair kicks it

-the gear chair gets its kick it on

by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010

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Get the gear chairmug.

giving gear

Giving a handjob or handy.
It should be reasonably clear where the idea comes from...

A: So did you go with that hot chick I saw you with the other night?
B: She gave me some pretty good gear, I must say.
A: Nice.

She was giving gear to two guys at once, the slut.

by PurpleJazz January 4, 2008

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Get the giving gearmug.

metal gear

Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)

McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.

Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR

by Maso-man June 27, 2016

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