I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021

Fig lat

figure cfd lateral velocity profiles

Taking the lateral profiles of the simulation at various heights (Fig lat), it is observed that the mean vertical velocity profiles are similar.

"Hey dawg, check out this sweet fig lat! It's totally realistic and comparable to experimental results!"

"Yo someone get over here and verify this fig lat!"

by buttered fries April 22, 2019

digga fig

A word to describe how cuteshorty loves the nigger dick

nigga dick is the greatest dick in the world digga fig

by alksdjflakjdslfksdf July 1, 2008

street waving fig

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

by The street waver June 23, 2017

Fig

Countable noun.
A fig is a fruit that looks like a wrinkly ass.

Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Fig-Bignit

The best, the "Best of the best"

man1: yo did you see that niglit cross the border?

man2: yea man that shiz was da Fig-Bignit!

by J-dog wit tha Gong June 23, 2009