by LoveBunny1 January 14, 2014
Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 22, 2023
A living creature disguised as a human. It originated in the Himalayan Mountains. The boulder is an immensely strong creature, able to crush objects and people with ease. Some say the boulder has the ability to roll at tremendous speeds, even on flat terrain. Stories of the boulder range far and wide, each tale different from the rest. Some say it sustains its life from the solar rays of the sun. Some say it gets all the sun it needs from Pokemon Sun. And some say that it gains its power from a most sticky and horrendous liquid, sugar water. The latest news of the boulders whereabouts and its disguise vary from each and every article. But one prominent one remains. That it hides itself in the disguise, of a stout Asain man.
by The_All_Knowing_Wizard September 25, 2017
"Hey, do you watch Thomas The Tank Engine?"
"Nah, that shit's for losers and 4 year olds, except for Big Ass Fucking Boulder, he's cool."
"Nah, that shit's for losers and 4 year olds, except for Big Ass Fucking Boulder, he's cool."
by the tax evasion guy July 21, 2023
The place to go if you like doing hard drugs at lunch. Just make sure you avoid the cameras or Hobbs might make a move on you. No where else would you be walking on a field trip with your teacher by the creek and see your class mate hitting the bong. Senior ditch day the day after Halloween, and on st Patrick’s, and 420. The bathrooms the ‘vape rooms’ and your teacher asks you how your 420 was. You walk in, the friendly face of your teacher greets you, all of you. At least the students can get teachers coffee from the nearby gas station to redeem their long bathroom breaks!
by So fresh and so clean May 09, 2023
When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.
by SWAMMMPYIE January 22, 2018
When you wait a week to cum and take pills for more seamen. You let our a huge load on her face. Then proceed to lick it off and kiss her.
You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder
You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder
by Wavylife May 29, 2022