Day-ja-vu

A day full of deja vu moments due to a hangover, lack of sleep, unhealthy habits.

Greg: Man I'm getting the worst deja vu today. Everything I'm doing, I've already done!
John: Glitch in the matrix?
Greg: Yeah dude. Having a hell of a day-ja-vu.

by foil_fresh February 13, 2012

bae-ja vu

When you date someone twice, and then suddenly realise you've been here before and they are a shit.

'Ben I saw my ex last night, I completely forgot how fucking mad they are'
'awww dude, bae-ja vu'

by KirstyL April 11, 2016

gay ja vu

The learning of one coming out, usually a celebrity, that was already assumed by many to be gay

1: Did you hear that Lance Bass is into men?
2: Duh! This is total gay ja vu!

by Capecodrob July 31, 2009

Vu Ja De

Similar to De Ja Vu. The feeling when something totally different happens then suddenley passes.

I had serious Vu Ja De. When that clown was juggling oranges.

by Mail Hslaw July 25, 2009

de ja vu

a long time ago but somehow in the future

it happens more than once DE JA VU

by 2010jk July 19, 2010

Naija Vu

Like Deja Vu refers to events, Naija Vu is the feeling of having met a particular black person before, but can't quite be certain.

Becky: I can't help but feel like we've met before. I think it's Naija Vu.

Eman: ....it's what?....
I'm not from Nigeria, I'm South African...

Becky: Whatever. You all look the same."

by Mr_Ryt_Now December 17, 2016

gay ja vu

Having premonitions of your friends doing dumb,retarded, and/or homosexual things - and then actually seeing your friends do them.

Person 1 - Should we stop him?
Person 2 - Whoa! Gay ja vu! This is going to be good..
Person 1 - You're right, that was hilarious!
Person 2 - Yeah, but where are we going to get bail money?!..he's screwed.

by bjfinn August 23, 2008