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Torched

Past tense of torch. To severely roast someone.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Gregory for getting caught with his girlfriend?
Person 2: Yeah dude, mf got torched by his Catholic parents LOL.
by thelegend3x3x3 October 2, 2019
mugGet the Torchedmug.

Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out
Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!
by T town April 5, 2018
mugGet the Torch a treemug.

Torch

Here is a better definition then the grosser ones.

Generally is a piece of wood with something burnable on it to produce light in a area for a time. In video games they never burn out.

Is also basically a giant heavy duty flashlight to again, light up a area.

It can also be another name for a flamethrower.
Guy1: "great, we lost power, do you have the torch?"
Guu2: "yeah, it's right here."
by Dam street July 21, 2020
mugGet the Torchmug.

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
mugGet the torched my shortsmug.

Torch Knobbing

The act of using a blow torch or other heating device on a door knob, then using it for sexual pleasure, usually by way of anal.
by rybones October 6, 2025
mugGet the Torch Knobbingmug.

asettlene torch

A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.
In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.
by QuacksO January 31, 2022
mugGet the asettlene torchmug.

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.
by echhi June 23, 2019
mugGet the the human torchmug.

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