BITCH SPLASH

An unwelcome soaking; to cause to be wet; to retaliate with liquid element

She neared my vessel in her motorized watercraft cause me to declare "get any closer and I will have to bitch splash you"

by porkweaponry July 6, 2018

Sidewalk Splash

When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.

Jill: “How could things get any worse!?”
*Gets Sidewalk Splashed*

by BigLesbianLol June 8, 2019

London Splash

A smooth therm for acid attacks. The name come from London wich has currently an epidemic of acid throwing.

That woman got a London splash , look at her face.

by Devok1 May 3, 2018

Rubber Splash

When your having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and whip her with the condom, and then jizz on her face and or body.

I can't believe I got Alisha with the rubber splash last night bro.

by Classic Jimmie June 1, 2017

Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.

If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...

by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012

Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

by 6515 October 31, 2011

Selby Splash

A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.

Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 21, 2022