Porter is usally a great person who is full of humer, he will always make you laugh no matter what. He has beautiful eyes and when ever you look at hkm its hard to look away. If you ever get yourself a Porter you should remind yourself about how lucky you are.He will always listen and is so nice and funny and will care about you so much.
Me "I literally will never love anyone besides my Porter"
You " I want someone like him in my life"
Me "You'll find your Porter one day"
You " I want someone like him in my life"
Me "You'll find your Porter one day"
by P and M forever October 22, 2018
Get the Portermug. by Big pickle1234 October 9, 2022
Get the Portermug. When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
by Thisoldog March 3, 2015
Get the Playing Portermug. A sweet, loving, caring man. He will always be by your side whenever you need him. Always come to him when you need help. He will check up on you and apologize when he has done something to upset you. He can be sensitive if he things you’re mad at him and he will ask if you are. Please never be mad at a man named this he is so sweet.
by Actually.how_about.no November 30, 2020
Get the Portermug. by allx😬 January 8, 2023
Get the Palmer Portermug. 
He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
Get the Michael Porter Masonmug.