by Buchter December 19, 2005
When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.
I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!
by SharkStuffer247365 December 19, 2017
Expressing that you would like to have sexual intercourse
by PHAK QUE 🖕 October 07, 2022
To discuss very private, personal matters, especially that which may be embarrassing, in public or with other people.
.air dirty laundry ... It always makes me uncomfortable when John starts going into all his personal problems whenever our friends get together. I just wish he wouldn't air his dirty laundry in public like that. People have an unnatural fixation on the personal lives of celebrities, but I don't see why they should be expected to air their dirty laundry in public.
by Alex0395 January 04, 2018
Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
The identifying markers that an aggie uses to make sure his undies are on the correct way. This is done by following the mantra that he learned at orientation, "yellow in the front, brown in the back". See also: skid marks, hershey highway
When joe bob picked up his whitey-titeys off the floor, he repeated to himself "yellow in the front, brown in the back", and succesfully used his aggie laundry marks to correctly don his drawers.
by tx_doc May 31, 2006
i.e. all shirts & skivvies are past the 3-day inside-out rule; and all your pants & socks are funk-starched to the point of standing on their own. You are past the laundry event horizon.
by norm051 April 01, 2011