kelsey sue

a fat hoe who steals boyfriends and is an exact replica of URSULA from the little mermaid.

"Hey baby lets have sex"

"Okay baby put it in!"

" Um kelsey sue... i can't find yo pussy. you have more rolls than the pillsberry dough boy."

by jgskjg October 18, 2008

Kelsey and Kyle

Kelsey and Kyle are names given to a girl and a boy. Kyle is the boy name and Kelsey is the girl name. Kelsey is the female version of the name Kyle. Kelsey and Kyle are meant to represent the perfect couple.

Those two are so cute. Such a Kelsey and Kyle

Kyle has a twin sister named Kelsey.

by joker51478 September 17, 2012

Kelsey Long

The world's most beautiful woman. She hates when people call her beautiful, even though she truly is. She is the reason some people wake up in the morning. She completes some people's lives. She is also a hipster in training (she will rule the hipster world one day.) An all around great person!

"I saw Kelsey Long today."
"Damn, I wish I could see her everyday!"

by HoneyBadgerDGF May 6, 2015

alyssa kelsey

alyssa kelsey dates jaidyn and sucks his dick

alyssa kelsey you wanna suck my dick

by Rileyforest545 November 4, 2019

Kelsey Dewees

The absolute most OUTRAGEOUSLY beautiful girl. Also the LOML!! She can hang in any situation, she smokes, she drinks, she f*cks hard and she loves even harder. If you find this girl, i was gonna say don’t let her go, but i already got that on lock so y’all don’t have a chance anyway.

Oh my god! Is that Kelsey Dewees!!!?? She’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen!! My eyes are not worthy!!

by sdtubbbinnggg October 1, 2018

Kelsey’s friends

People who think she is fruity and says be who you are to her everyday. Kelsey’s friends are amazing people and she loves them very much. Kelsey’s friends are all so very pretty and hot.

Person 1: hey did you see Kelsey’s friends over there?
Person 2: yeah they are rlly hot.

by Lisa_is_hot April 12, 2022

A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019