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Sugar jab

Like a half-joke. But half joke sounds stupid. When you are telling someone something in a joking manner but you are actually serious, but kind of joking.
Jake just sugar jabbed John. What did he say? He said "John, I think you need to lose some weight... Haha just kidding bro, ... But seriously maybe a little."
by The Draft Dodger September 30, 2017
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Angel jab

When someone encourages you to take the nicer option. Instead of the mean one
I was totally going to make you guys walk but Amy gave me an Angel Jab and said "don't be mean give them a ride"
by Groundhogg June 5, 2017
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jab

To do the once popular "dance move"— the dab— while injuring someone else.
Chris: *jabs* Oh shoot! Honey, are you ok?
by Smith dux Wurd June 23, 2017
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Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion
Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing
by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016
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Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016
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CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.
Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!
by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016
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JAB

A GROUP OF YOUTUBERS THAT ARE BOUND TO BLOW UP SO YOU SHOULD INVEST IN JAB
DID YOU WATCH THE NEW JAB VIDEO? OMG YES IT WAS SO DAMN GOOD
by ZUUU September 8, 2021
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