Behold your eyes in front of the man that is the destruction of fucking earth. God’s personal fears formed into one bundle of joy that is Sid. The Sid leads his cult into the gate of heaven by sheer sarcasm and quick witted jokes somewhere in the land of Discord. Fear Sid for what he does next, if you are in his bully list , get a butthurt report steady. The Cult believes in its own gains and is unstructured as the current climate. You see a man named Sid with an amount of edge no human can silence , you run away.
Aaron: “goddammit! Sid called me gay again!”
Lyn: “he calls everything gay”
Aaron:”it’s his ego about his ‘Cult of Yes’ that’s so damn gay”
Lyn:”better watch it he might post a block of text”
Lyn: “he calls everything gay”
Aaron:”it’s his ego about his ‘Cult of Yes’ that’s so damn gay”
Lyn:”better watch it he might post a block of text”
by NotGermanAtAll March 31, 2021
Get the Cult of Yesmug. by pastacultmilf January 22, 2021
Get the Pasta Cultmug. NIS is a cult / school that gives the teachings of the principal (nicknamed Mommy by herself) and her morals of "Being an angel who can do no wrong-doing" even tho she is a dementor who sucks the soul of innocents. Most staff are demons as well making sure you have no fun what so ever.
by jimmybobby87 August 15, 2018
Get the NIS (Cult)mug. A place where everyone is a complete idiot and we all hate MEE6 (more like MEEshit) and we worship the holy AJ DiSpirito.
by ThiccTomatoboi May 13, 2020
Get the Breeze Cultmug. A group of crazy people who stand together as a family people who never turn their back on each other
by CULTSHIT for life December 11, 2016
Get the cult crewmug. by croncron February 10, 2021
Get the CORN CULTmug. The Bird Cult is a growing society. You get initiate by the two Bird Popes. Yes it is very weird to have two popes but it is always a good idea to split up the power. The Bird Popes bless a bottle of water and then there is an initiationprocess. The levels of the Bird Cult in order are Nun, Priest, Bishop, Arch Bishop, Assistant to the Pope, and if a special occasion occurs where a Pope resigns the next most qualified member will be trained as Pope. In the case that there are two people equally qualified for the position there will be a test all about the culture and history of the Bird Cult. The member with the highest score will be named Pope. The values of the Bird Cult are simple Love, Peace, Hard work, and Respect For The Birds. There is only one thing we do not approve of... Bees. We have to respect them to keep the peace but every once in a while a war will be initiated. The Birds never attack the Bees they just always attack us. Like I said the Birds have values and one of them is Peace. We always respect the warriors who die. On a different note there is a language in the works for the Bird Cult. Some of the things that will get you kicked out: disrespecting the birds, worshipping the bees, not respecting our values, or disrespecting other cultures. The last thing the Bird Cult wants is to disrespect other cultures and religions.
Girl : I was just initiated into the bird cult society!
Guy : Oh my gosh! So was I!
Girl: So you're a Nun too?!
Guy: Yeah... I'm kind of nervous though I'm not great with learning languages...
Girl: Don't worry about it! I can help you study! Plus as Nun's we only have to memorize the first ten numbers!
Guy: Oh that's a relief can you help me study right now?
Girl: Of Course!
Guy: So as we climb up the ranks we should help each other.
Girl: Sure why not!
Guy: Why did you join?
Girl: I respect their values. Love and Peace is really my style. What about you?
Guy: I really like Birds and am really afraid of bees. They suck...
Girl: Same! But we should get back to getting ready for our initiate test!
Guy: Yeah you're right...
Random Person: What the heck is a Bird Cult?
Girl: It's not a Bird Cult i's THE Bird Cult.
Guy: Yeah it's a society that worships birds but it's really respectful to other cultures!
Girl: Yeah they're like really legit they even have a language!
Guy: They have good values and only dislike the bee's.
Girl: Let's just say the two don't get along very well.
Random Guy: So you don't sacrifice babies or cats or stuff like that?
Guy: NO WAY!! The Bird Cult is way respectful.
Random Guy: Hey that sounds pretty awesome! I think I might join!
Girl: You should! You would be a Nun just like us! Then we could all help each other!
Random Guy: Wow that sounds like an amazing idea! And I've already met so many amazing new people!
Guy : Oh my gosh! So was I!
Girl: So you're a Nun too?!
Guy: Yeah... I'm kind of nervous though I'm not great with learning languages...
Girl: Don't worry about it! I can help you study! Plus as Nun's we only have to memorize the first ten numbers!
Guy: Oh that's a relief can you help me study right now?
Girl: Of Course!
Guy: So as we climb up the ranks we should help each other.
Girl: Sure why not!
Guy: Why did you join?
Girl: I respect their values. Love and Peace is really my style. What about you?
Guy: I really like Birds and am really afraid of bees. They suck...
Girl: Same! But we should get back to getting ready for our initiate test!
Guy: Yeah you're right...
Random Person: What the heck is a Bird Cult?
Girl: It's not a Bird Cult i's THE Bird Cult.
Guy: Yeah it's a society that worships birds but it's really respectful to other cultures!
Girl: Yeah they're like really legit they even have a language!
Guy: They have good values and only dislike the bee's.
Girl: Let's just say the two don't get along very well.
Random Guy: So you don't sacrifice babies or cats or stuff like that?
Guy: NO WAY!! The Bird Cult is way respectful.
Random Guy: Hey that sounds pretty awesome! I think I might join!
Girl: You should! You would be a Nun just like us! Then we could all help each other!
Random Guy: Wow that sounds like an amazing idea! And I've already met so many amazing new people!
by The_Real_Bird_Pope October 4, 2018
Get the The Bird Cultmug.