Shit

Something that comes our of your asshole.

Mike:*knocks* are you done yet?
Jason: No i cant get the shit out.

by xXTakeMeOverXx May 5, 2017

shit

something school makes me feel like

school is shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

by johny fucking depp March 8, 2021

Shit

The word you can use in literally any situation.

"Hey man, I fucked Stacie last night."
"Shit, bro."

"OMG, I hit someone!'
"Shit shit shit shit."

by TheAtomicMafia January 12, 2017

shit

1. poop
2. used to express shock, sadness, anger overall a great word that can be used in many different ways

Shit my grandma’s dead
I just took a big shit
Holy shit

by f*ck_b*tches_get_money February 2, 2018

Shit

crap, poop, feces, waste from the body that cannot be used for energy.
Just wanted to add another type of shit to the shit list:
the cannon shit:
when the pressure of a fart behind the shit, shoves the shit out your ass, like a cannon.

The Mile long shit: when a shit is so big, you wonder how it fit in your rectum.

Person A: "Awww man! I just took a cannon shit!"

Person B: "nice"


Person A: " I just took a mile long shit!"

Person B: "How does that fit inside you??

by JetsetRM October 12, 2008

the shit

above and beyond outstanding.

baby, if beauty was stink, you'd be the shit.

by hannibal lickter April 2, 2009

the shits

burning, explosive diarrhea.

I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!

by Nicolley August 2, 2006