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Stubble Wrap

the one bubble, or numerous bubbles in bubble wrap that will not pop like the rest and just flat out frustrates you

the combination of the words "stubborn" and "bubble wrap"
David: Man, Chase looks pretty ticked. I wonder what rubbed him the wrong way?

Tyler: If I had to make a guess, I'd say it's the same effect as encountering stubble wrap.
by Franchise230323 June 26, 2009
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Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.
Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018
mugGet the Sausage Wrapmug.

Shrink-wrap

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.
I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!
by Sodom-You June 19, 2013
mugGet the Shrink-wrapmug.

wrap and a half

A wrap, but of a more serious nature.
Dude we can't go to the party, I just heard the parents came home and kicked everyone out.
Thats a wrap, I was ready to get turnt!

Man you will not believe this. Ben's parents caught him smoking weed and now they wont pay for his college tuition!
Holy shit, thats a wrap and a half!
by mseg December 25, 2013
mugGet the wrap and a halfmug.

Wrap a buzzdog

The term “wrapping a buzzdog” refers to applying a nicotine patch and folding over ones penis to create a hotdog that gives off a buzz.
Example:
“Yo I just stopped smoking and started no fap”
“Oh shit dude that’s tough
“Nah man, hey I’ll be right back I’m gonna go to the bathroom to wrap a buzzdog.”
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow December 6, 2018
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Blump Wrap

Not to be confused with Blunt Wrap; A Blump Wrap is a protective covering, usually aluminum foil, that is used by the person giving you a blumpkin to store your fecal matter for later use.

see also porter blump
You know your girl is freaky when she is giving you a blumpkin, and reaches for a blump wrap.

Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!
by Jdubz1415 September 11, 2009
mugGet the Blump Wrapmug.

thumb wrap

To wrap your thumbs around dat fat ass from both sides as to spread the butt cheeks before smashing
DAYUUUUMMM!!! Would love nothing more than to thumb wrap dat fat ass right now!
by Hellllooppooo May 29, 2016
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