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brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.
Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.
by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019
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Masturbation Shame

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.
The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.
by David Daunt July 15, 2016
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Joke Shaming

When someone doesn't find a joke that you make funny, or they find it offensive and proceed to start a social media campaign to silence you.
I made a joke about a current event and that website is Joke Shaming me.
by ReddieToGo August 13, 2014
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Armor Shaming

To discriminate someone by the shape or the aspect of his/her armor. Used often to describe a bad choice in terms of character design or wich armor is selected for a certain role.
"look at her, she's pretty in that armor."
"yup, a cool archer one."
"but she's a swordman."
"dude I don't want to do some armor shaming on her, but that's an archer armor."

"I can't wait to do some rolly polly in my new monster hunter like armor."
"you can't move that easily wearing something that big."
"that's armor shaming..."
"that's a fact."
by Nesira July 22, 2021
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Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.
by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012
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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
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Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.
Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.
by Dick York January 11, 2018
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