textually overanalyztical

Critically over-analyzing something someone texted, IM'd, or wrote on your profile's wall.

"Maggie must hate me, she didn't text back that she loves me."
"Dude, stop being textually overanalyztical. Just put the phone down, and lets go fishing."

by ALJOVIDO November 12, 2007

textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 30, 2014

Textual Healing

A temporary autonomous zone where interdisciplinary art can heal us all, as equal bodies in space.

That textual healing really soothed my soul.

This nerdy dance party is some great textual healing!

by machineryOnite February 08, 2016

Textual Chemistry

When you have great chemistry while texting with someone of the opposite sex

Wow, Jacks cute and all but our text game is so off that idk if this will last. We have no textual chemistry.

by KittyCatharine October 13, 2017

Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.

Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.

by HotPizza February 18, 2017

Textual Molestation

Bothering someone through text

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!

by Dave Damon July 03, 2015

textual lubricant

Phrases such as "lol" or "lmao" used to ease the awkwardness of a conversation, even though you're not laughing at all.

He's so good at using textual lubricant, I feel so comfortable texting him!
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.

by hennyyy March 15, 2021