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temp cycle

When you get fired/laid-off/quit your job and try to get another full time job, but can't for some reason, so you take a temp job. When that ends no one will hire you because they think, "If this guy was any good his last employer would have hired him full time." So you get another temp job because they'll hire anyone.
Justin: I've been looking for a job for 3 months now, and the only places showing any interest are just temp jobs.

Rich: So, what's wrong with that?
J: Well it would be nice to have insurance or paid days off or any kind of benefits, and have a normal, stable job. But I guess I'm just stuck in a temp cycle for-fucking-ever!
by !JayAm! August 3, 2018
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Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month
My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket
by Boner guy March 21, 2019
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temet

Temet is a known person in the online gaming community.
by lofihox January 20, 2020
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Temperley

A Man who is never wrong and even when proven wrong will never admit it.
That Ginger cunt will never admit to being wrong, he’s such a Temperley.
by DannyBurrito March 22, 2020
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Garage Temperature

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
by rockgod78 October 21, 2010
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What’s the Temperature of Pi?

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.
Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.
by Fasters December 19, 2021
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Stone Temple Pilots

good band, better than nirvana but not as good as AIC.

hated by rock critics in the early 90's because of their commerical sound and similarities to seattle groups (although unfair, only plush sounds vocally like pearl jam) but still wrote some great material, notably plush, atlanta, and so i know and big empty.

Their thrid album "tiny music...songs from the vatican giftshop" is their greatest achievement.

lead singer Scott Weiland now fronts pseudo cock-rock outfit "velvet revolver".
by Cregg Feldspar November 18, 2007
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