Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.

Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?

by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022

Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.

"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"

by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022

jama teddy

Jama teddy is a very special type of teddy who is easy to love and great fun to be around. He always wears pyjamas.

Time to go to bed, Jama Teddy.

by Dannyboyrules November 24, 2017

fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019

Toned teddy

A guy that is kinda muscular, but also not.
Like. He’s a teddybear, but he has muscles showing.
He doesnt have a dadbod, but he aint skinny.

My boyfriend is a real toned teddy, its so hot!

by Thiccccums June 23, 2021

tedlee

1. (v)To date or have relations with multiple women at the same time. None of the women will know about the others. (acceptable in utah)
2. (v)To gank women that friends are interested in.
3. (n,v)One who consistently flakes on friends.

1. Aw damn sister, he pulled a tedlee on us!
2. DAMMIT, Dick tedleed Jane from me!
3. Pfft, Dick's not coming - he's such a tedlee.

by timmuh June 19, 2006

sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened January 7, 2008