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half-hour clock technique

noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.
Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?

Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.
by 77jim April 8, 2011
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Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.
Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!
by Oofnun September 1, 2010
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1-2-3-4 Study Technique

1. Drink an energy drink, preferably something strong like NOS
2. Look through your notes as fast as you can, regardless of if you can actually read it or understand it.
3. Bust a Nut (tm).
4. Take a nap.

Repeat steps 3 and 4 as necessary.

Also known as the 3-4-3
"Have you heard of the 1-2-3-4 Study Technique?"
"Yeah dude, in fact, I'm going to do a 3-4-3 right now before my chemistry test!"
"Awesome!"
by Erik Ward October 3, 2007
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When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.
He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.
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Techniquity

A portmanteau of technology and antiquity. Techniquity is used to refer to technological antiques, especially those no longer in use or circulation. It can also be applied to periods of time.
The Atari 2600 is a techniquity.

Most of the so-called revolutionary technological inventions of the 1980s would be considered techniquities by today's standards.
by Zweihander-FA September 19, 2009
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Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.
Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)
by {Player 2} April 3, 2010
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Cranberry Technique

adv; to wrap dental floss around the head of a penis very tightly and then induce orgasm. Called the cranberry technique because the head of the penis resembles a cranberry oddly enough.
I tried to cranberry technique my mans last night, only ended up with half a shaft left.
by The octopoos October 1, 2016
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