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Viking Table

A meeting of men, specifically for the purpose of honoring manly things. The meeting often involves alcohol, cigars and manly foods (chicken wings or a pig on a spit would fit nicely). Discussions cover such subjects as beer, women, vehicles, weight lifting, bodily noises and sports. Viking table meetings are often celebratory in nature, but may occur at any interval.

Women may approach the Viking Table... they may bring fresh beverages and food, but consensus of the group is needed in order for a woman to sit at the Viking Table. Even then, membership is not implied... it is an exception only.

Ideally (although not necessarily), meetings of the Viking Table occur around a large, sturdy wooden table that is able to withstand limitless slamming of fists, beer mugs, etc.
Bob's divorce is final... call the guys; we need to summon a meeting of the Viking Table
by rabidraptor January 18, 2010
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Tabetha

absolutely sexy and beautiful woman. sweet, caring, and very intelligent. very independent and hard headed but loves with all her heart like no one else. she is also very honest and true to herself and everyone around her. definitely an amazing person to have this one of a kind name.
Tabetha is so awesome!
by hotpink_princess February 3, 2010
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Mexican Table

Someone who holds an item for you without agreeing. It is like a Mexican that gets paid for doing chores, but this time the Mexican is holding something. (mexican table)
"Ahh, my hands are full, here hold something and be a Mexican Table." ; "HAHA, Mexican Table!!"(kids point and laugh and throw stuff at it to hold).
by Kevum July 1, 2009
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Tablescrapping

To have low-to no standards. To take whatever you can get
Man, Frank is so down and out. Did you see the girls he's been with the past few months? Low end stuff, he's really tablescrapping
by DirtyFrank27 December 22, 2008
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Table Nachos

A small crisp piece of a tortilla, typically topped with melted cheese and spices, and are shared with friends. They typically sit in the middle of the table for all to share, and give joy and happiness to everyone involved.
Joe and Bill enjoyed a round of beers complimented with some Table Nachos. It was a great night!
by JSloppyola March 14, 2013
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table

a fuckin table
guy 1: i have a tabel
guy 2: how the fuck did you misspell table
guy fieri: guy fieri
by sexualgrenade March 22, 2022
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Lucy Table

The lucy table is the worst table in the house. It can refer to the worst table in a restaurant, but also extends to any spot you find yourself in public or in the office that sucks. It originates from the classic I Love Lucy show episode where Lucy is seated at a table by the waiters' door where there is high traffic.
Cindy was assigned the Lucy Table of office cubes, right by the copier/fax machine.
by SidneySmartyPants August 19, 2009
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