A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.
Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022
Get the Swooping Magpiemug. by Moldywalnut July 9, 2016
Get the The alee-swoopmug. When the back build of the body’s shoulder shrugs are very defined. Thus creating an outer and in-depth swoop near the spine and then out again.
by J to the asmine💜 March 29, 2023
Get the Swoopty-swoopmug. When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.
Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.
by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011
Get the Swooping Cranemug. a crazier step up from the original swoops. if someone calls maniac swoops and someone takes their chair, the original occupant of the chair has the right to fight the thief for rights of the seat.
by UnattachedToYou March 27, 2007
Get the maniac swoopsmug. by sydjtl August 4, 2017
Get the swoop and scoopmug. When you engage in sexual activity with a female and she climbs out of your window to escape the shame and damaged dignity.
I witnessed my neighbor swoop a bitch so hard last night, she almost fell two stories on her way out this morning.
by Colt God of all Colton's July 16, 2014
Get the Swoop a bitchmug.