Sweaty monkey

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.

That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.

by XLBOSTON December 01, 2015

sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.

After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.

by buzztroll November 17, 2022

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

by K_CXNT March 25, 2021

Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK

Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house

by Just another CFG December 30, 2018

Sweaty Indian

Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.

Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”

by NeusFear April 29, 2022

Sweaty Henson

A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.

Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…

by The Ridger July 21, 2022

Sweaty Thighs

This is when a person is very nervous and is in a great state of danger.

"Yo, your mom got sweaty thighs when we did it raw"

by Sweaty Thighs 21 April 19, 2021