cock support

To help out another person in trying to get acquainted with, converse with, or hook up with a member of the opposite sex.

Essentially, the antonym of cock block.

John: Dude, hook me up with that friend of yours.

Mike: You mean with Alyssa?

John: Yeah, you guys know each other pretty well right? You gotta cock support me bruh, hook a brotha up.

Mike: Alright man, I'll just walk pass her, act like a dick, and knock some books out of her hand. Then you come out of the shadows and walk up to her and help her with her books and she'll think you're some kind of nice guy/hero all of a sudden.

John: Yeah sounds great bruh!

Mike: No prob, I always act like a dick towards girls anyways.

by Lishao Tao October 2, 2011

Nemotional support

Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.

Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.

by QuacksO March 17, 2021

support driver

Moaning, lazy piss bags
There to support as they can't do the job

Properly.

Support drivers lazy tossers

by Trucking Essex January 20, 2018

support chat

the place where people come with high expectations but in reality just troll themself hard

am go to support chat to get my kali linux fixed. i cant get sudo

by bigthicccchonker June 6, 2021

Biden supporter

Biggest piece of dog shit. Somehow voted for the worst fucking candidate ever. Someone who though they were doing the right thing by voting for biden and won’t admit they were wrong.

“Did you hear that Biden is fucking up the nation?”

“Oh really? I heard Sheldon is a Biden supporter ”

“Dogshit move”

by Tomonacruise July 29, 2023

support rat

Woman who takes support from a man she calls a good father even though they have shared custody.

She agreed to shared custody, but still wants my money so she can work part-time and find a new man, what a support rat.

by Alexeipanshin December 11, 2008

Support-raped

When you work in customer service, and you either can't or don't want to help someone out. But then they push and push, until finally forcing you to help them.

We couldn't deploy the screensaver with our software, but the customer support-raped me into it.

by thingscustomersdo October 4, 2016