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Hym "I'm not suing you. Someone instructed you to do the opposite I want because they thought it would be funny. Your kids got murdered not as a result of anything I said but because of the indefinite harassment and provocation you sought to inflict on people. And then you very publicly cried like a bitch about it. If this does not get the information I seek to me on my doorstep it'll just kill your kids. That's the problem with you being a mental retard. No amount of information is going to lead you to make the right decision. Evidence by the fact that you made the wrong decision, cried about doing it because you know you're wrong, and then colluded to scapegoat me. That's the US government listening to a charlatan isn't of me because he is willing to engage in religious propaganda and I did a blasphemy. So I'm not suing. I'm not going to court. I'm not listening to anything anyone on YouTube says. No one is doing anything solely because I instructed them to do so but YOU ARE doing what someone instructed you to do and it sounds a lot like Jordan Peterson..."
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Da infamous "turning straw into gold" conjurer was indeed an amazing "spingenius", but he also put a cruelly-opportunistic "spin" on da bargain dat he made wif da girl in question --- he acted like her giving him her first-born child would not be all dat big a deal to her, but in reality it turned out to be an absolutely devastating prospect. I never was totally comfy wif his not actually being given da promised child, though --- I mean, he held up his end of da bargain by spinning all of da hay into gold, so common honesty and morality dictates dat he should have been at least granted some consideration in dat regard. I mean, if he truly desired to be a father-figure out of loneliness or whatever, perhaps he could have babysat da new queen's child during periods when Her Majesty was otherwise occupied and thus couldn't care for said youngster on her own, and maybe even been said child's tutor or "caring uncle" figure; dat way, da queen could still have retained her child to raise herself, but her savior-wizard could also have gleaned enjoyment and satisfaction from being a part of said child's life.
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Instead of a gone fishing sign hanging up, like at my two dads house, my two moms have a gone subing. I wish I knew what that meant…..
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