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bilateral strategically stalking

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal
The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.
by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011
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Crap Stacking

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.
"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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Schedule Stalking

Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves

1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.

2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.

3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).
Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"
by NeaSyz September 30, 2009
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spanking the rabbit

#1: Yo homie, I's just spanking the rabbit.

#2: Word?

#3: Keep on riding dat velvet whale, homie!!
by Commitment Elvis March 3, 2009
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Stalking

The act of seeking a hot person out in any means possible. Stalking is meant to be innocent and doesn't always make the person a stalker.
Examples of stalking include searching the person on the internet, adding as a friend on social networks and wathcing their every move, clicking on their mom's profile to find out personal family information, casually asking in a conversation where they live, driving by their house repeatedly, getting their tag number, dropping by at their job, following the person through the grocery store... and the list goes on.
by closetstoner February 7, 2010
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Weather Stalking

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.
That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".
by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010
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spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013
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