(Stalker Love):
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.
2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.
Some call it a stalking some call it Love.
In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.
2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.
Some call it a stalking some call it Love.
In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them
Lenore:"That Mary is such a stalker, she needs to move on and quit sending Tim and his new gf Sally messages. It's sick."
Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."
Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."
Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."
Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"
Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"
Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."
Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."
Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."
Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"
Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"
by Obsessed Stalker September 6, 2010
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Any and all STALKERS caught attempting to sneak into The Zone will be shot on sight by the military patrols.
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one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.
Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.
Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
by captain lightning December 28, 2010
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by Mr. Pi December 19, 2008
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The word stalker is often now loosely used to refer to anyone who takes a greater romantic interest in you than you do in them. But more strictly, it should be used to an unwanted aspirant lover whose attentions have become obsessive, bordering on or beyond insane. Invariably a stalker will not think of him or herself as such. They'll use one of the following rationalisations:
1) The moral crusader. The victim has done something bad and deserves to be psychologically bullied as punishment.
Literary example: Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller (www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoë_Heller)
2) The secret accomplice. The victim has given out secret signals that they welcome the level of attention. However much they deny it, they want it.
Literary example: Enduring Love by Ian McEwan (www.ianmcewan.com)
3) The devoted protector. In this very common case, the stalker believes he or she is merely looking out for the victim, keeping an eye on them in their own best interests.
Literary example: Memoirs of a Stalker by Thomas W. Hodgkinson (thomaswhodgkinson.com)
The word stalker is often now loosely used to refer to anyone who takes a greater romantic interest in you than you do in them. But more strictly, it should be used to an unwanted aspirant lover whose attentions have become obsessive, bordering on or beyond insane. Invariably a stalker will not think of him or herself as such. They'll use one of the following rationalisations:
1) The moral crusader. The victim has done something bad and deserves to be psychologically bullied as punishment.
Literary example: Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller (www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoë_Heller)
2) The secret accomplice. The victim has given out secret signals that they welcome the level of attention. However much they deny it, they want it.
Literary example: Enduring Love by Ian McEwan (www.ianmcewan.com)
3) The devoted protector. In this very common case, the stalker believes he or she is merely looking out for the victim, keeping an eye on them in their own best interests.
Literary example: Memoirs of a Stalker by Thomas W. Hodgkinson (thomaswhodgkinson.com)
by Virbius October 29, 2015
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Get the stalker's tango mug.Someone with absolutely no life, who resorts to watching the lives of other people to an increasingly obsessive level in order to amuse themselves. Usually elderly neighbours checking out the new cute kid on the block.
Johnno: Hey Robbo, coming to the game later?
Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.
Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.
Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.
Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.
by Kanyethe stalkkkkkker April 15, 2009
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