Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.

I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.

by Johann Doe December 18, 2018

ASS STOOL LEE

It is the finishing touches after you are called an ASSH0LE by the concensus.

Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 12, 2021

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018

Stool

What you pick up when you are losing in a bar fight.

:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in

by Stool Man September 26, 2022

stool

stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.

so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop

(someone is chasing you)
then you yell STOOL!

by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019

Sex stool

When you take a hit shit after rough sex

Last night I had such a good sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022