Obnoxious, cowardly drug addicts who have decided that their lives are so boring and unexciting that they have to let it be ruled by a mostly illegal plant.
Stoners are among the most deluded people on the planet. Stoners believe that marijuana is not a drug, is not addictive, and has absolutely no negative effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that it's blatantly a drug and that they are blatantly addicted to it (they believe it defines them, hence the term "stoner") they are too dumb to notice this, and thus they abuse the drug until they've lost interest in sobriety. They believe that it is some kind of perfect substance that no-one can criticize. It certainly isn't perfect, and the lack of intelligence of most stoners is proof of this.
As well as pointlessly denying that they're all a bunch of annoying loser addicts who can't enjoy life without being constantly high, they also cry and whine incessantly when they are made fun online of or portrayed negatively in the media. The thing is, stoners do nothing to make themselves look good. Firstly, most stoners are criminals because marijuana is illegal throughout most of the world, and yet they deny this, as if they are above the law. And secondly, stoners make really lame excuses for their addiction, often hypocritically claiming that other addicts are worse than them just because marijuana is safer than other drugs. It's this attitude which makes people dislike them, and it makes it harder for people to accept the drug.
Stoners are among the most deluded people on the planet. Stoners believe that marijuana is not a drug, is not addictive, and has absolutely no negative effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that it's blatantly a drug and that they are blatantly addicted to it (they believe it defines them, hence the term "stoner") they are too dumb to notice this, and thus they abuse the drug until they've lost interest in sobriety. They believe that it is some kind of perfect substance that no-one can criticize. It certainly isn't perfect, and the lack of intelligence of most stoners is proof of this.
As well as pointlessly denying that they're all a bunch of annoying loser addicts who can't enjoy life without being constantly high, they also cry and whine incessantly when they are made fun online of or portrayed negatively in the media. The thing is, stoners do nothing to make themselves look good. Firstly, most stoners are criminals because marijuana is illegal throughout most of the world, and yet they deny this, as if they are above the law. And secondly, stoners make really lame excuses for their addiction, often hypocritically claiming that other addicts are worse than them just because marijuana is safer than other drugs. It's this attitude which makes people dislike them, and it makes it harder for people to accept the drug.
Stereotypes exist for a reason - and if you call yourself a stoner, you are calling yourself an addict. And smoking marijuana every day isn't cool, it's cowardly, weak and greedy. Being proud of it even worse. Many stoners actually celebrate their addiction every April 20th, and this behaviour is so pathetic that it's sad. You must have a seriously boring, aimless and uninteresting life if you actually derive pleasure from celebrating your love for getting high every single day. And you guys actually wonder who society looks down upon you.
"I'm all for legalizing weed. However, I still think that people who celebrate the fact that they are drug users are pieces of shit. If you smoke every day, you shouldn't be proud of that. You should feel bad that you have a dependency on something. You're a fucking addict." - Adam Buckley (A Dose Of Buckley)
"I'm all for legalizing weed. However, I still think that people who celebrate the fact that they are drug users are pieces of shit. If you smoke every day, you shouldn't be proud of that. You should feel bad that you have a dependency on something. You're a fucking addict." - Adam Buckley (A Dose Of Buckley)
by TT454 April 11, 2015
1.Mental retard that smokes pot or wutever and wastes their life by getting high all the time. They think rock music is awesome for some reason also.
2.Kids at my school that think theyre cool by getting in trouble a lot, smoking pot, and listen to rock. They also write poser stuff on desks.
2.Kids at my school that think theyre cool by getting in trouble a lot, smoking pot, and listen to rock. They also write poser stuff on desks.
1.Stoonnneers liiiike rullle maaaan... wanna listen to like... acdc or sumthin....???
2.
cool kid 1:did u see that wrting on the desk made by some retarded poser stoner? it said "sex drugs and rock and roll, speed weed and birth control. To all you preps who think you're cool, suck my dick bitch stoners rule"
cool kid 2:yeah it was really queer
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cool kid 1:did u see that wrting on the desk made by some retarded poser stoner? it said "sex drugs and rock and roll, speed weed and birth control. To all you preps who think you're cool, suck my dick bitch stoners rule"
cool kid 2:yeah it was really queer
by Dylans cool May 04, 2005
A.K.A. loser
Their idea of having fun is getting so messed up that they can't remember the fact that they are fat, ugly, a loser, gay, or just a sorry excuse for a human being
Their idea of having fun is getting so messed up that they can't remember the fact that they are fat, ugly, a loser, gay, or just a sorry excuse for a human being
by sXeforlife June 04, 2005
a term for anyone who enjoys the effects of one or more drugs enough to repeat the use of that drug or drugs.
you cannot write any less vague definition for the millions of stoners in this world. Some are good, some are bad.
by honorstudent/stoner July 07, 2006
Someone that laughs alot, and really doesn't give a fuck what's going on around them. They just stare at the stupid people around them while eating brownies, drinking Mountain Dew and laughing they're asses off at people who aren't high. They have the amazing ability to entertain others around them with the crazy shit that they say.
Stupid fucker: "Look at those dumbasses over there."
Cool guy: "Your just mad that they're stoners and your not"
Another Guy: "Look at them sit over there laughing at us, they're so happy."
Cool guy: "Your just mad that they're stoners and your not"
Another Guy: "Look at them sit over there laughing at us, they're so happy."
by Smokey2012 September 28, 2011
a rock like boner lasting an unussualy long time, caused by smoking weed, more commonly known as a weed boner
by Dr. Thomas Jay February 19, 2009