donkey-shite-anus

1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.

2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.

1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"

2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"

by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

shite

a wat of saying shit and it is NOT british like the first person said. its very irish.

retard:shite is how you say shit in britian.
irish guy: THATS SHITE!!! its an irish word, ye ninny!

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004

shite

A boggers way of saying shit. Used widely in Ireland

the hurling was shite today

by evie February 3, 2003

bollocky wank shite

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

by megaturd March 11, 2010