stiff neck

Another way to say boner.

I've got a stiff neck that's killing me. (Austin Powers)

by bobo_the_clown March 08, 2004

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Sniff and Stiff

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.

I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.

by inndvision October 15, 2009

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Stiff as dicks

a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.

"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."

by Iamasparrow March 06, 2014

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bannana stiff

when you have a bonner it is the act of tucking it under youre ass and spreading youre ass cheek's so the victim see's the brown eye and hard on so it look's like a demented oral treat thus the Bannana stiff..

She wasent in the mood so I showed her the bannana stiff and her sexual appetite was in full effect...

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

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stiff mcgiff

It's where you got the old whiskey dick and you try to fool the cuntbag by sneakily using your fingers, or any other hard object within reach, instead of your cock.

Dude 1: So bro what did you do with that girl last night?

Dude 2: Nig I gave her the ol' stiff mcgiff.

Dude 1: What you had whiskey dick?

Dude 2: Ellll yea.

by Slam and Scrammers December 30, 2009

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