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nervous squirts

When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea
I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts
by Jonnythekid420 March 5, 2016
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Squint

Squint is a term used to describe a persons level of attractiveness.

Squint is a level above 'quiche' (so hot you want to fuck them).

Thus, squint refers to someone being so hot you can't even fuck them, all you can do is stare (squint) at their beauty.

Squint is 11/10- it is the ultimate level of hotness.
"Omg Christina is looking so squint tonight"

"Hey Loz, don't you reckon Beyonce is just so squint?!"
by squintastic fanatic November 10, 2013
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ScReAmInG SqUiTs

The name says it all.
Mcdonalds gives me the screaming squits in a short amount of time.
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003
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that's the way the pickle squirts

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.
Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!
by courtney May 28, 2004
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screamin squirts

If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.
by trublu95 February 14, 2009
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squinter

i kicked the squinter in the nuts
by huckleberry March 28, 2004
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squinter

Derogatory term; Smoneone in the workplace who isn't capable of performing even the simplest tasks, without constant handholding and direction.
1. I have a shitload of work to do, because those damn squinter's can't do anything right.
2. If that damn squinter doesn't stop playing with his remote control cars, and start doing some work.....
by Mayzee January 9, 2007
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