A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.
Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.
by human lab rat July 21, 2014
When you sit down to take a dump and the toilet seat is still warm from the guy who went before you.
by LarryBird March 29, 2019
When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.
by Uncle Matto July 04, 2010
He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion
by Saul Fan February 23, 2016
by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020
absolutely nothing, same as didley squat
"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.
by aaarwin January 08, 2013
When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.
I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018