Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.

Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.

by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015

Smashing

An expression coined as a result of a good display or an event drawing amazement and worthy of appraisal.

Teacher: What is 2+2
Student: Ummmm...4
Teacher: Yes, smashing!

by BuildThatWall December 25, 2018

castle smashing

When 2 women aggressively slam their breasts against each other

Lisa and Mariah enjoyed castle smashing each other for hours.

by daBoss April 29, 2014

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

splashing

When a girl or guy pees lightly so it runs down the gooch and proceeds to fart sending it splashing onto the receiver.

Johnny was caught splashing his girlfriend in church.

by Rudarudd July 29, 2011

Squaring

When the fluids from a squirting female are collected and poured back inside of her.

In math, the inverse of a "sqrt" (square root) is a square (x^2). It then follows that to undo a "sqrt'ing", you must perform "squaring."

"I don't know, squirting seems gross to me."
'Just do some squaring afterwards, it cancels out!'

by labazZz June 26, 2018

Squishing the Burrito

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito

by JC24 February 16, 2009