Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box

Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”

by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019

Squaremont

Square, boring Claremont, Southern California. The only college town on earth where you're virtually guaranteed to die of boredom. The only cool thing about it is that supposedly Snoop Doggy Dog lives there.

Summer's over, it's back to faaarkin' Squaremont. Big fat f'in yaaaawn!

by Claremont survivor February 6, 2010

fellatio squared

Two guys eating out the same girl at the same time.

Kelvin and Rex decided to pull a fellatio squared manuver on Brooke.

by KelvinG March 5, 2008

Squared Circles

A U.S. Marine term for getting stuck on a Naval Ship that patrols one area for far too long of a time.

When a Naval ship gets sent to an area they are given a grid or "Square" that they are allowed to move around in or patrol. They do not leave this area unless assigned to move on. So when they get assigned to one grid for a very long time they are in essence just doing a bunch of circles patrolling that zone.

Hence the term: Squared Circles

"We got stuck doing squared circles in the Gulf for 3 months until we were finally able to hit a port!"

by purenrgy December 29, 2009

t squared

To be entirely pissed off- short for totally ticked (off).

My girl was t squared when she found out about Friday night...

by carterh October 7, 2006

Getting Squared

The act of having a three way with some twins.

Man 2: Hey, so I did something last night and I need help defining it..

Man 1: Yeah, no problem, what's up?

Man 2: Well me and my twin were at the Bar last night, and this girl asked if we wanted to come back to her place, and we ended up having a three way. I was thinking of calling it Double the Fun, what do you think?

Man 1: Sounds to me like she was getting squared.. and you're into some pretty kinky shit.

Man 2: Thanks!

by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013

squarejohn

n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal

Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.

by Lord Gaynal September 26, 2006