King Spud

To king spud is to interlock fingers into a tight bind (see king hit) and then proceed to hit victim forcefully between the shoulder blades to cause severe discomfort to victim. (also see spudding)

When victim isnt looking King Spud them something fierce.

by neon2000 November 11, 2003

spud dud

when a guy is seconds away from ejaculation and is interupted (relative walks in, girl starts crying) and ejaculation is delayed and in a fevered attempt he resumes the process that brought him to ejaculation and its very poor ejaculation.

dude, i was fucking carrie, then her sister walked in, and she starred at me and left, so i kept jerking off but it was a spud dud.. so i went and raped carrie's sister.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

Spud Baby

A baby whose head resembles a potato giving it a rather strange shape.

Did you see Dave & Angela's new baby?
Yeah, she's cute but her head's kinda strange.
Spud baby?
Totally.

by holeHQ July 19, 2009

spud nugget

A person who is generally spuddy. Short and fat in stature. Can also be related to a potato.

That chick is a spud nugget.

by Q-Bone August 17, 2006

spud missile

A shot, issued from the right boot of Spud, that it more of a threat to the residents of the adjacent nursing home than to the goalkeeper. Usually accompanied by a guttoral roar.

Thump: Whizz.........
"Aaaaaarrrggghhhhhffuuuuccckkkwwwaaaannnnkkkk!!!!!"

by gh November 11, 2003

love spud

a slang term for a testicle.

That stupid bitch kneed me in the love spuds.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

cum spud

Something you messed up soo bado that it just spread everywhere and made a mess

You really made a cum spud this time didn't you

by Jonny the fuckstorm January 28, 2017